I am going to validate a thought you've been embarrassed about for years.
Because I have probably done it twice and taken pictures.
I am delighted to announce that the first draft of my book, I Don’t See Colour, is FINALLY done. And….I’m pretty sure I have changed the subheading because when I sent it to my mum, she said: “Leandra, I don’t understand any of those words.”
The woman has an MBA, and although I have not listened to a single word of her advice since I was 4 years old, I thought I might start now. She did start an Instagram account to watch my yap reels, so I want to reward that.
So, what do you think of “I Don’t See Colour: Everything My Body Learned to Hide”
And speaking of love that doesn’t apologise for itself - with every month that passes, I feel that fierce love expand within me and my work. You know the one, it will not apologise for simultaneously praising you and clipping you on the ear.
In the last month, here are some things I have said to my clients:
Pumpkin, are you honestly worried about offending bigots, racists, and predators?
Did you come here wanting me to blow smoke up your ass? I can't do that. Sorry.
You need to go in with the energy of: I'd fucking do it again. I said what I said.
It felt fitting that I built altars to Dugra and Saraswati with my clients, the most discerning and fiercely loving of the goddesses. And sang Spice Girl songs.
Unbothered is a costume I did not pack when we moved to Portugal. I am, in fact, quite bothered (because the system’s fucked, and I just don’t function well in it).
I do not perform calm. And I am very disappointing to Empire in all its forms.
Come disappoint someone who is not your parent for once.
Disappoint the Empire.
This is what that looks like:
6 x 1:1 sessions between
1st July 2026 and 30th September 2026
This is not a hot girl summer; this is a full fucking human summer.
Six sessions. And I am not going to be normal about any of them.
You will leave at least one session annoyed at me. That’s the point.
€999 (normally €1,200 - that’s 17% off)
4 spots available.
Written by me, it is too hot for AI.
ps. I have an idea to release my book, one section at a time via Substack to my paid subscribers only. Once the whole book is done, you will get the full digital copy sent to you and have the option to pay for shipping and get a hard copy of the book. Is it a brilliant idea? Or do you want the whole thing all at once? Please, let me know.